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“When beggars die, there are no comets seen; the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes….”
This morning: There is general sense “something wicked this way comes” towards current priced for perfection markets, but trying to define the exact N0-see-um likely to trigger a market correction or meltdown is a notoriously pointless game. However, there are plenty of ways to prepare for whatever comes next….
Lots of news across markets this morning. Football dominates the headlines on the BEEB, so we shall ignore the topic for today – although it’s going to be a developing story. As the teams’ stocks surge on the income boost the theft of football from the insultingly named “legacy fans” will provide, the divide been society and markets is frightening. If anyone has views on football, let me know – I might try to write something for Friday?
More significant is the current vaccine news-flow – and what it means for global reopening, trade and growth. The UK may have done a brilliant job on inoculations, but that won’t particularly help when the rest of the globe is still closed. What I also detect is a growing sense of how much longer markets can stay on this roll….
Predicting the unpredictable
It’s never events you predict or expect that roil markets – it’s the no-see-ums, the unexpected shocks and surprises that snowball and trigger corrections, meltdowns and crashes.
Predicting the exact nature of no-see-ums is like waiting for a meteor thats spent billions of years wandering the solar system to neatly land in your catchers glove – it just ain’t going to happen. Yet, It feels like everyone is watching the heavens for portents of the next/coming crisis… Does the Greensill scandal, or the Archegos conflabulation hint at further scandals rooted in greed set to floor markets?
They are probably wasting their time looking for detail in single stars or constellations. They would be better to pick a big patch of the sky and watch. Meteor showers, which occur as the earth passes through the tails of old comets can pretty much be predicted. It hints that can have an inkling of timing and direction from whatever bas things might be coming towards markets.
Markets are about sentiment – understanding its direction can give a good idea of what may happen. Sure, there are multiple sentiment indices to peruse and ponder, but I prefer asking folk I know about what is bothering them.
Talking to a number of fund managers yesterday, most agreed the market seems due some kind of correction – it is just too perfectly priced for perfection. As prices make lower highs and higher lows, there is a definite feel momentum is slowing. The coronavirus newsflow is anything but perfect – new variants, new nations being added to “no-travel” red-lists, and few real reasons to expect the global travel economy to open as fast as airline stocks are pricing.
Not everyone is panicking. Some think the market is priced for a period of flatline activity, taking a breather before ultra-low interest rates and the sheer volume of money pumping into financial assets triggers a resumption in the stock upside. Global trade is recovering. Supply chains are being re-established.
There are an increasing number of money managers hedging the current market by going back into bonds – extending duration to juice returns and beat inflation at the long-end – taking the view bonds will rally on the back of any equity correction. Others think the trick is to buy bonds ahead of the sell off, expecting central banks will intervene to stabilise markets if stocks slip, and then exit quickly to re-invest in the inevitable stock price recovery. That’s exactly what happened last March.
Other folk are keeping a weather eye on inflationary signals – a good reason to exit any concept of a bond hedge. But what would it mean for stocks? Without the oxygen of ultra-low rates will equities continue to rally? In an inflationary environment driven by growth – stocks are good. But if we see an over-hyped post-pandemic recovery slow into recession plus inflation; Stagflation – a distinct possibility if the recovery gloss wears thin – then where is all that money going to go?
More than a few fund managers believe the correlation between bonds and equities – where bond prices and equity prices rose together as a result of the QE/low rate distortion – is now breaking down. That makes sense as Central Banks look to normalise rates. When we see rates start to rise – it spells massive pain for over-indebted zombie junk, triggering all kinds of consequences for economic growth.
And, Central Banks may not be that concerned about inflation – a few years of modest inflation could inflate away significant amounts of their burgeoning national debt.
So – where to put money instead?
The traditional investment world – listed bonds and stocks – is looking jaded, tired and vulnerable. The consequences of years of distortion as a result of hasty post 2008 regulation, subsequent unnecessary tinkering with market mechanisms, and the pernicious consequences of addicting markets to low rates and flooding liquidity from QE, are becoming clear.
Much of the stock market today looks a lottery – which stocks will be quadruple baggers on the back of mispriced money driving exaggerated hopes? Its driven by FOMO, greed, inequality, and made markets less stable. When market rallies are driven by taxi-drivers and bored marketing executives bigging-up each other on Reddit sites about crypto-currencies and EV makers, we are in serious trouble trying to explain the logic of stock moves.
The answer is to ignore it. Forget about the mistakes others are making.
Fundamentals and logic is out the window. The trick is to ignore the noise. Focus on strategies instead:
- Prepare for inflation: what assets are less likely to suffer? Assets where their underlying income and returns move in line with inflation – which isn’t just inflation-linked bonds. Most “rents” will move in line with inflation – rents meaning anything from property, leases, contracted payments, and even supply chain financing!
- Prepare for liquidity crisis: famously there are 27 doors market “entry” in the New York Stock exchange. There is said to be only one marked “exit”. When the rush for the exits starts, don’t get caught in offered-only markets. Stick with liquidity – which in bond terms means US Bonds.
- Get Real: think about alternative assets that offer returns based on the performance and income garnered by real assets rather than notional financial moves. Asset backed, private debt and equity, and outright ownership.
- Understand the Zeitgeist and Fashions: some assets will remain deeply unpopular, from smoking to fossil fuels – but critical. Look at where you are sitting, what you are wearing and what you do through today: something will have been dug out the ground, transported around the planet or grown on a farm. We can’t do without them. You can’t make steel without metallurgical coal, you can’t make paints without oil, and won’t get a new fridge without global shipping. There are luxury/stupid anti-environment plays like coin-mining that will get wiped out, but other income streams will survive intact…. Or society wont…
- In the meantime… lets standby to standby waiting to see where this market goes…

An automatic lawn mower, a smart irrigation system, and an AI-powered bird feeder.
With nowhere to go during quarantine, many Americans put extra effort into literally tending their own backyard.
As reported by The Wall Street Journal, 27% of homeowners overhauled their grassy wares in 2020, and 19% plan on doing a garden project in 2021.
Here’s a WSJ roundup of new-age gardening tech (which we had no idea existed) to help aspiring green thumbs: READ MORE

Today is 4/20, the day that has become an unofficial pot-smoking holiday. For some reason Dogecoin, the not-really-a-cryptocurrency cryptocurrency, has become associated with this not-really-a-holiday holiday. At one stage this morning Dogecoin traded at 42 cents, which was probably very exciting to anyone that gets excited about stuff like this. Joe has written something in his paragraph below if you have to know more.
The crypto market has had one of its standard bouts of volatility over the last few days, but as this table from CoinMarketCap shows clearly, of the top five biggest coins, one coin really stands out.
That’s right. Doge has just been in its own universe, and honestly it’s really great to see because it’s the perfect thing to make everyone annoyed.
For the Cryptoskeptic Nocoiner, it’s just more evidence that the coin thing is a scam or a bubble or a Ponzi scheme that will eventually end in tears.
And for the people who demand that everyone take crypto really seriously, it’s an awkward embarrassment. Mike Novogratz of Galaxy Digital, for example, told Bloomberg that he’d be worried if one of his friends had invested in Dogecoin.
See all the serious stuff about decentralized finance, or stores of value, or people thirsting for an alternative to the dollar. Nobody can talk about it with a straight face when it comes to Dogecoin. I mean, sure you could probably intellectualize the whole thing by finding some quote from Yuval Noah Harari’s book Sapiens about how money has always been a shared meme blah blah blah. But really, all the crypto talking points go out the window with Doge.
There’s a lot of self congratulation in crypto. Bitcoiners who have made an extraordinary sum of money in a short period of time love to talk about how they’re taking on the Fed, or taking on the banks, or enabling some kind of peaceful revolution that will bring freedom to people all over the world. Basically Dogecoin is like Bitcoin stripped of the virtue signaling.
And to be crystal clear, Dogecoin has been a better investment than Bitcoin for its entire existence. Here’s a chart, again from CoinMarketCap, of Dogecoin priced in Bitcoin. Doge/BTC is at all-time highs. What this means — just so there’s no ambiguity — is that at every step of the way if you bought Bitcoin, you should have bought Dogecoin instead in retrospect. That’s not cherry picking or a chart crime or anything. It’s just a fact that at any time over the last seven years, buying Dogecoin was the better move than buying Bitcoin.

The world’s richest clubs like Real Madrid, Manchester United and Juventus want to make a closed-shop league that they themselves govern.
World football has been rocked by 12 of Europe’s richest football clubs announcing the launch of a controversial NFL-style “Super League,” governed by the very clubs that founded it.
The plans have drawn widespread condemnation from supporters groups, high profile football personalities, and politicians. Clubs and players involved in the so-called European Super League face possible sanctions.
The founders are Arsenal FC, Chelsea FC, Liverpool FC, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur from England, AC Milan, FC Internazionale Milano and Juventus FC from Italy, and Spain’s Atlético de Madrid, FC Barcelona and Real Madrid CF. The league has not been joined by any French or German clubs.
Europe’s main footballing bodies condemned the announcement. A joint statement by UEFA, the English Football Association, the Premier League, the Royal Spanish Football Federation (RFEF), LaLiga, the Italian Football Federation (FIGC) and Lega Serie A said that they “will remain united in our efforts to stop this cynical project, a project that is founded on the self-interest of a few clubs at a time when society needs solidarity more than ever.”
“We will consider all measures available to us, at all levels, both judicial and sporting in order to prevent this happening. Football is based on open competitions and sporting merit; it cannot be any other way.”

Don’t let the adjective in “fake meat” fool you — the money involved is very, very real.
The global market for plant-based meat alternatives is projected to reach $450B by 2040, as reported by Bloomberg.
Today, the leader in the market is Beyond Meat…
… which can be found in more places than its leading competitor, Impossible Foods:
- US restaurants: Beyond (42k) vs. Impossible (30k+)
- International markets: Beyond (80+) vs. Impossible (5)
- Share of frozen/refrigerated retail meat substitutes: Beyond (22%) vs. Impossible (9%)
Meanwhile, Beyond Meat is publicly traded with a market cap of ~$9B while Impossible Foods notched a valuation of $4B in its latest fundraising round (though that number could skyrocket on a prospective IPO).
The pandemic has improved Impossible’s position
While Beyond has high-profile partnerships (e.g., McDonald’s), it relies heavily on the small restaurant chains and independent businesses that make up a majority of its customers, who were hit hard by the pandemic.
Conversely, Impossible relies on major chains like Starbucks and Burger King that have been somewhat “pandemic-resilient.”
Impossible has also made significant headway in supermarkets, growing its presence from 150 to 20k+ locations in the past year.
Aggressively going after market share
Impossible is wooing grocers and restaurants by cutting the price of its patties and other substitutes. In fact, the prices are near cost competitive to real beef itself, and Beyond has responded with its own promotions.
The fake meat awareness raised by Beyond and Impossible is bringing serious competition:
- Huge grocery chains: Kroger, Wegmans, and Albertsons all have white label faux meat products
- Meat producers: Smithfield and JBS have their own fake meat lines
As it stands, fake meat only makes up 2.7% of total packaged meat sales. For Beyond Meat, the competition for fake meat will only get more real.
